Here are the fabulous — nay, AMAZING — results.
1. When you find out you've been cast on The Amazing Race:
2. When you meet the other teams on the Race for the first time:
3. When host Phil Keoghan starts the Race:
4. When you have a Roadblock but you're scared to do it:
5. When you lose your passport:
6. When you have to eat a lot of food for a Detour:
7. When another team U-Turns you:
8. When you try to hail a taxi but none of them are stopping for you:
9. When you really have to go to the bathroom but you're racing to the Pit Stop:
10. When you're totally lost:
11. When you're asking for directions in a country where people don't speak English:
12. When you get into an argument with your teammate:
13. When you get into an argument with another team on the Race:
14. When you barely make your flight:
15. When you barely miss your flight:
16. When you get the last seat on your flight:
17. When you're the first to check in to the Pit Stop:
18. When you're the last to check in to the Pit Stop but it's a non-elimination leg:
19. What you look like when you're eliminated:
20. What you'd look like if you had won the Race:
21. What you would look like if you were cast on The Amazing Race: All-Stars:
22. And most important of all, an imitation of Phil Keoghan:
Yup, they nailed it!
The Cyclists finished fifth in the 25th season. A previous version of this post misstated their finishing position. Luckily for the author, this was a non-elimination error for the site.