Bah hahaha! That’s an amazing response!
Bah hahaha! That’s an amazing response!
I feel ya on the 70 year old dude thing except it’s more like 87. My Grandad who has two Purple Hearts and was in WWII exercises about 3 to 5 times a week. All the guys at the gym on base know him and while I could probably outrun him for a short while, I assure you, it’s a definite tortoise and hare situation with him. He definitely rocks.
What about Rolling Kansas? How can you not include a movie about going to find a magical forest of marijuana?
I totally agree with you! Let’s hope it’s a (quickly) passing fad and it disappears without a trace very soon.
I just replace the n word with the word “ninja”! It usually makes people giggle.
Or they could be dating Palmela Handerson. Or even Handgela.
Thank you! I have super thick hair and this crazy stylist tried to get my whole head blonde by pulling my hair through a highlighting cap. I told her there was no way that she could get all my hair through it. She said trust me and then when she was done and it looked like zebra stripes on only the right side of my head I told her it was unacceptable. She then said “I knew you were going to do this” I said “do what?” She said “complain”. So when I asked “well then why did you do it this way?” She replied “I was trying to help you” Excuse me but this was the opposite of help. Her manager even asked her what on earth she was thinking when she did that to my hair and the manager had to fix it. The lady who screwed up my hair still demanded to be paid, then demanded a tip. The manager fixed it at no extra cost so i gave her a great big tip then called corporate to tell them what a great job she had done fixing the whole debacle!
Right? ! More than once in my opinion!
Well Bless your heart.
Oh thank God! I feel the exact same way (except I’d tie Burn by The Cure with Dead souls). And for Great Expectations I would’ve given the Tori Amos song an honorable mention. Not to mention that Walk This Earth Alone is a fantastic song! I’m glad to see at least one other person who is mostly on the same page with me.
Mozart the Cat, you’d hate the people that say “I might could do that” or “I used to could do that”. Again, it’s a Southern rural thing. Every so often I catch myself saying one or the other of those and it makes me feel like a goober.
I enjoyed that! It felt very Mental Floss-y
DAMMIT I NEED VALIDATION BY TROLLING A COMPLETE STRANGER! But seriously, I’ve long identified as a nerd and been proud of it. I find this quiz a little bothersome because it seems to encourage the trend and practice of nerd/geek elitism which is super-fucking ridiculous. We’re supposed to embrace our fellow nerds, not quantify their level of nerdiness based on whether or not they LARP. Let’s be a little more excellent to each other, shall we?
Fuck that! I’m a real geek/nerd! I don’t have the “makings of a geek” I’m a real fucking geek! Fuck this on toast!
Her hair in #6 reminds me of Patsy Stone from Ab Fab!
My exact words were “Fuck that on toast!” To which my husband replied “Seriously!”
Ok this is gonna sound gross but don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. One of my all time favorite stoner munchies was La Choy mini egg rolls dipped in A1 steak sauce! Stuff that you dip is the absolute bomb… mostly because of said dip!
She was my favorite, too. If I were single and into ladies, I think I’d be attracted to one like her!
deaddrift, I’m glad you said that! I may be wrong but, I’m assuming that the other guy is indicating that he wouldn’t choose some of these photos because of the size of some of the women. I’m a big woman and my husband tells me almost daily that I’m sexy. He’ll be looking at me going about my business and then he’ll just say something like “You’re so gorgeous” or “God, you’re sexy” So that’s proof that different men like different things! rickthomas2222 can dictate what HE thinks is sexy. Not what anyone else thinks.
#28 is beautiful!
Same here. Except even if I lose all my weight, I’m pretty sure I’ll still think I’m “fat” and ugly even if I am skinny. I’m sorry this happened to you… well, us.
I’m not positive but, I think it’s a child size one. If it’s adult sized, I’m buying it now because I’ve wanted Steve’s thinking chair since the first time I saw it… when I was 15…
*imaginary opera gloves* what are we doin’ here?
Lol! I admit, it’s a problem I’d rather have than not being able to find stuff that fits in non-plus sized stores. However, my best girl friend is like you and I constantly see her tugging her shirt down because it rides up on her or pulling her pants up because the clothes that fit her size are made for shorter people. So I imagine the plight of a skinny gal is just as bad as the plight of a hefty gal like me.
Oh, come on. I find it hard to believe that as a woman (I’m assuming you are one) you’ve never even once had a stain on your undies. It’s happened to us all. Maybe not in hookup situations because I would hope that all ladies put on clean underwear regularly and especially before a sexual encounter. But still, it happens and you shouldn’t be judgy about it.
Ha! I was totally thinking this!
Wait. What? There is a Rolling Stones song called Ruby Tuesday. So yes. It is.
I think you mean “lip synched”
Oh thank God someone besides me remembers this!
My thoughts exactly!
I’m not sure either. Maybe it’s just a bit annoying. I’ve asked people who are fluent in other languages how to say certain phrases but it’s because I’m really fascinated with language and I like to learn new things. I use apps and programs to learn stuff in languages I don’t know yet but if I haven’t gotten far enough in my lessons to have learned how to say a certain thing and I meet someone who could tell me, I ask. Usually people don’t really seem to mind but maybe I’m wrong…
UGH! Thank you! That drove me bananas when I read it!
Buzzfeed (or more specifically, Matthew Perpetua) just trolled me… HARD! I’m glad to hear that what FOX/Glee did was legal (actually, no, I don’t care about that quite as much as what I’m about to say). I’m mostly upset at how unethical and tacky it is that the only credit that was given to Jonathan Coulton is theoretical at best. To assume that the “Johnny C” lyrics were left in as a nod/homage/thank you or whatever else is to do just that… ASSUME! Now, I of course can be accused of assuming that it was NOT an homage and that it was laziness or some other force that caused them to not even try to make this even the slightest bit different from Coulton’s version. *sigh* I mean, not that FOX has even the tiniest reputation for being classy in the first place but I’m literally sickened by all of this…
So much yes about Chloe Grace Moretz. Although I’ll have to call her beautiful and not “hot” or “sexy” because she’s only 16 and I feel like a weirdo. All I know is I wish I looked like her when I was her age!
I think that’s only true in the movie.
I’m not into beards. I let my husband grow one because they never let him have one in the military and I hated it. Luckily, he got sick of it too and I got my smooth-faced husband back!
Everybody, let’s troll tacosuave! You don’t get to use that word, you ignorant piece of trash.