Buzz·Posted on 27 May 201513 Public Announcements That Could Only Be Made In India"Henceforth I will be known as Shunnya Cypher Zero." Nailed it.by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This amazing name change announcement by a 72-year-old legend. 2. This sly missing persons ad that isn't really about the missing person. 3. This highly accurate one-line review for Skyfall in the best third picture in this post. 4. This announcement welcoming back a couple after a successful honeymoon. 5. Or this thrilling welcome back announcement. 6. Or this double-whammy, money-saving, congratulations + welcome combo announcement. 7. This PSA asking people not to joyride on train tops. Nidhi Tuli @Nidhituli #onlyinindia will such an ad be issued in national dailies in public interest ! 06:35 AM - 12 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Sometimes, it's just best to let evolution do it's thing. 8. This Salman Khan-themed restaurant announcing a one-day shut down when he was found guilty in the hit-and-run case. Bhaijaanz @Bhaijaanz Our prayers go out for our Idol... May almighty God do the Justice now !!! 07:25 AM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This birthday billboard that ends on a pretty sad note. Dj @friendlii_ghost Fotever Alone Level : PRO 09:48 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This PSA by a bike that reaaally didn't like the showroom it came from. SK @musingsman From an aggrieved #HarleyDavidson owner… #India #OnlyInIndia 12:34 PM - 06 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This unfortunate advisory that just gave up. View this photo on Instagram 12. This announcement for this guy who's friends with Barack Obama, apparently. 13. And whatever this is.