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1. The Galaxy is run by an evil empire of cats, bent on destruction, oppression, and exploitation.
2. But old Bone Kenobi won't roll over.
3. Neither will these swashbuckling sock smugglers.
4. They'll go for a walk alongside this beautiful diplomat fighting for democracy.
5. Meanwhile, Emperor Pawpatine is not pleased with all the Rebel butt sniffing.
6. The sinister Darth Meow will put an end to the Rebellion.
7. Traitors to the cat cause are treated mercilessly.
8. The Empire employs sophisticated weapons of war to quell the Rebel uprising.
9. But even the most primitive of non-cat species join the Rebel cause.
10. The force is against the felines.
11. This Jedi dog won't get caught laying down again.
12. Seek the counsel of a wise Jedi Master he will.
13. This Jedi dog is ready to fetch his lightsaber.
14. He learns the hard way that Sith Cats play dirty.
15. The Sith Cat proves to be a vicious foe indeed.
But inevitably, the Sith Cat flees, and there is peace in the galaxy...
16. For now.
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