3. Once in your life, just once, you would like to be chased in circles by a tiny penguin.
10. While you may like to consider yourself well-dressed, you know that you will never wear anything quite as well as this fluffball wears sneakers.
16. And while you’re a firm believer in democracy, you would have no problem at all bowing beneath the adorable rule of Queen Bubu the chinchilla.
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates will debate Saturday at 9 p.m. ET on CBS for the first time since Donald Trump's win in New Hampshire.
- Up to 150,000 penguins may have been killed by an iceberg blocking their access to the sea.
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