My siblings are 15, 18, and 21 years older than I am, so I can’t relate to most of these. Except for #16, unfortunately.
No, I absolutely loved that little guy.
Integrity of one’s OWL self would have been a better title.
Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes,
They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what’s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
It’s terrible, but I love it.
Oooo I love that movie! We watch it about once a month, and I’m proud of it, haha.
“Hey, you have huge boobs! Are they real? You see those bushes? Wanna f*ck?”
I don’t know what #6 is, but it’s definitely NOT coffee.
The most disturbing movie I’ve ever seen is “Tras el cristal”. It haunted me for months. For those who understand Spanish: it’s on YouTube.
It’s Alarming Psychic Millipede and her sidekick Awesome Golden Boy… Me and my wife. I don’t know what to say.
Our two rats, Monroe and Garbo, are incredibly lazy, fat and grumpy. Yeah, they’re just like us…
I can’t stand Tina Fey.
#22 That’s not something to be proud of…
I’m the only gay eskimo
She looks like Pete Burns…
Well… that’s depressing…
Are you sure that’s cat hair?
I couldn’t get out of our house for twelve weeks after I broke my ankle, because I couldn’t get down the stairs. And you know what? I loved every second of it. Sure, my foot and leg hurt like hell, but it was soooo worth it ;) Finally having a great excuse to just stay in… It was the most fun I had in years.
It was 1996, and this sounded like a great way to represent myself on the World Wide Web. Hmmz…
“Leave me to my lonely pillow.” - Collected Poems (Dorothy Parker) Nooooooo
My wife calls Olivia my “other wife”… so yeah, SVU!
I guess it’s the same thing as a camel toe?
This makes me so happy, I love, love, love canaries, and glosters are amazing.
You can’t imagine how happy this post made me. Happy to be a lesbian, that is…
Folie à deux?
It’s been eight years since I graduated college, but I’m still doing #20 on a daily basis.
Ha… ha… ha…
#17 I think “Don’t get annoyed, man” would be a better translation.
Red Priestess Osha Snow.
#15 is amazing!
Yeah.. so… I don’t care how large or skinny you are, you are never going to fit in the urn in #8. That’s a pet urn the size of a salt shaker. (How do I know? Well, we have that exact same urn, containing the ashes of one of our beloved pet birds).
So… Sushi is normal, but #8 is weird?? Raw herring tastes absolutely amazing. You know how to eat it, right? You pick it up by the tail, dip it in the onions, hold it (still by the tail) above your head and take a bite. Yes, really.
And I thought I looked bad today…
I love Dorothy!
“No, we can’t go do something fun next sunday, we’re going to visit my beef-witted mother-in-law and my cockalorum father-in-law. I hope their son isn’t there, he’s a real quockerwodger.” Yes, that sounds about right…
O my… I… I… I can’t find words to describe how incredibly stupid most of those quotes are.