Buzz·Posted on 12 Oct 201428 Things Pregnant Women Do That Regular People Could Never Get Away With"I love you, but your smell makes me throw up in my mouth a little."by Robyn WilderBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Put headphones on their bellies then just sit there as though that's perfectly normal. 2. Wear badges that tell everyone about the state of their uterus. View this photo on Instagram 3. Rub their bellies in public, like a cartoon of someone looking forward to a steak dinner. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Skip the toilet queue. View this vine on Vine vine.co 5. Lust after clothes that are at least 23 sizes too small. View this photo on Instagram 6. Get really emotional about food. View this vine on Vine vine.co 7. Rejoice every time they go up a dress size. View this photo on Instagram 8. Lie to people for three straight months without anyone getting upset with them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Enjoy endorsed napping. View this vine on Vine vine.co 10. Send you out for random food at 2am, then vomit as soon as they take a mouthful. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Puke in a public place, into a specially assigned bag, then carry on as though nothing happened. View this photo on Instagram 12. In fact, vomit daily for three months straight without everyone getting very worried. View this photo on Instagram 13. Ruminate loudly and at length about the pros and cons of different names. View this vine on Vine vine.co 14. Be smug about not having to buy sanitary products for nine months. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Openly discuss boob issues with other pregnant women. View this photo on Instagram 16. Have someone else carry their bags for them. View this photo on Instagram 17. Laugh so hard they pee themselves. View this vine on Vine vine.co 18. Basically walk around in a nappy to address this issue. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Religiously note down every public toilet on a planned excursion. 20. Take upwards of 20 seconds to get out of a chair. View this vine on Vine vine.co 21. Legitimately ask people to stay away if they have contagious viruses. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Express a desire to eat inedible things like soil, coal or bath sponges. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Buy and use big weird pillows that take up most of the bed. View this photo on Instagram 24. Make their bellies dance for friends and family. View this vine on Vine vine.co 25. Forget people's names, and the location of their keys, without causing offence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Take a different route to work because the one they normally use "smelled weird". View this vine on Vine vine.co 27. Have mind-blowing, apocalyptic wind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Oh yeah, and gestate and expel a living human being. View this vine on Vine vine.co