1. People still think that this gesture counts as an appropriate greeting.
4. And gets confused if you make a pop culture reference that’s more than 12 months old.
5. You still experience The Fear whenever you try to buy something with an age restriction.
8. Every time Alvin and the Chipmunks is shown on TV, you ready yourself for a barrage of comparisons.
9. People who come to your front door always ask if your parents are home.
Even if you live alone.