17 Horrifyingly NSFW Hen Night Cakes

NSFW. Contains penises and poor judgment.

1. Look, it’s your dream castle! That’s made of wonky mushroom penises! And is falling down!

2. It’s beautiful! How did you know about my fiancé’s scrotal psoriasis?

3. It’s okay, I never wanted to eat again anyway.

4. The strawberry decapitator strikes again!

5. Oh, two cakes. Generous.

7. NOT ANATOMICALLY CORRECT.

8. Argh, my childhood!

9. It’s unclear whether this picture is actually of some pork, the aftermath of some terrible fire, or both of those things.

10. I don’t know about you, but my favourite thing is to have sex among various severed genitalia.

11. Because now is the perfect time to announce your polyamorous lifestyle to your mother.

12. This is either the thing that attacked New York City in Cloverfield, or some irregularly shaped broccoli.

13. What a chilling omen of the years to come.

14. This reminds me of that scene in Aliens where Ripley finds all the eggs.

Flickr: goldberg / Creative Commons

15. There’s realistic, and there’s too realistic.

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17. And finally… oh. Well, that’s just lazy.

Flickr: rcourtie / Creative Commons

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