1. Oh, hi!
2. This cat isn't doing anything wrong.
3. You need to calm down.
4. This isn't what it looks like.
5. It's art.
6. Don't agree? OK. You just need to redefine your definition of "art".
7. Try to see this, for instance, less as ruined food, and more as feline culinary expressionism.
8. This is probably impressionism.
9. And this is cubism. Obviously.
10. "Surprise! I love you!"
11. "You're pretty when you're on the toilet."
12. "I just want to be close to you."
13. "We're just fixing your drawers."
14. "I made you an origami."
15. "I fixed your chair."
16. "I watered your plant."
17. "And your boot."
18. Oh, cats. They're not bad.
19. They're just misunderstood.
