As a former member of the Navy I can tell you that “sailors acting like sailors” is one thing, but this guy is the captain of a ship, that's a little bit different and it is a big deal. These guys are supposed to conduct themselves with the utmost amount of professionalism, so this kind of thing is unacceptable.

I would totally watch a movie where RZA plays Julia Child.

Oddly enough, I think she looks very pretty in this picture, and I don't normally find her attractive AT ALL. I have no ideal what that says about me.

Wow, this fucking douchenugget needs to get cockslapped for ETERNITY.

woah, chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill out!

It's very improbable that they met in rehab, as the fellow with the tattoos is obviously a very, very, very hardcore straight edge guy.

I was going to mention this, you beat me to it.

This would be a lot more fun if everyone in that video weren't ostracizing that poor guy and treating him like shit, fucking assclowns, I hope they get hit in the nuts with a fistful of cancer.

This is completely pointless. Also, I have no ideal why any of this is “surprising” at all, just stupid.