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<b>Happy 10th birthday to the El Dude brothers!</b>

Happy 10th birthday to the El Dude brothers!

Which "Peep Show" Character Said It?

"Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown’s savoury, white’s the treat. Of course I’m the one who’s laughing because I actually love brown toast."

Mark.

Who said this?

"Oh come on, she was my mum’s aunt. I only met her about twice. It’s not like she was Ian Curtis; she was never going to make a seminal album. She couldn’t even make very good Christmas cake."

Jez.

"Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it’s the most natural thing in the world!"

"If we succeed, I'm going to be Charles and you'll be my Camilla."

"I'm going to be Johnson's Queen! If the public will accept me, I'm going to be Johnson's Queen!"

Johnson.

"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people."

Super Hans.

"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers."

"Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?"

"You should just a get a van. With a van it's like you've got an MBA, but you've also got a fucking van! You're not just a man anymore, you are a man with a van. You get a van, we could be men with ven."

"I've never done glue. Never boffed a tranny. I've hardly lived."

"I do sort of like it when he’s rude to me. Hopefully that’s more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing."

"Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants. That’s the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken."

"Right now we’re called ‘Various Artists’, just to fuck over people with iPods."

"Dunno, it might be one of those rumours you get after disasters, like, did you know no one with an Apple Mac died on 9/11?"

Dobby.

"Don't thank me, thank the Microsoft Office family - PowerPoint, Excel and Word, the Three Amigos."

"She is attractive, but brown rice and pop tarts, chamomile tea and economy vodka? Thats a car crash of a shopping basket."

"Oh God, I think I love her. I think I’m falling in love. Or getting a bone-on, which is basically the same thing when you get rid of all the Valentine’s cards and bullshit."

"Oh, shit. Relax, relax, it's OK, you're not a paedo, you're just a normal human being walking past some simple children."

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