Which “Breaking Bad” Character Are You?

Are you a Walt, a Jesse, or even a Badger? Take our highly scientific quiz to find out.

  1. 1. Which "Simpsons" character do you most relate to?
    1. Homer
    2. Helen Lovejoy
    3. Mr Burns
    1. Bumblebee Man
    2. Otto
    3. Milhouse
    1. Bart
    2. Lionel Hutz
    3. Grandpa Simpson
  2. 2. Someone has threatened you. How do you react?
    1. Change your identity.
    2. Calmly plot your revenge.
    3. Lay low.
    4. Punch away your troubles.
    5. Run them over.
    6. Get high.
    7. Blow them up.
    8. Drown yourself in the pool.
    9. Eat breakfast.
  3. 3. Pick a movie.
    1. Scarface
    2. Ted
    3. For Whom The Bell Tolls
    1. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
    2. Robocop
    3. The Fast And The Furious
    1. Star Trek
    2. Catch Me If You Can
    3. Dirty Harry
  4. 4. On a scale of 1-9, how evil are you?
    1. 1. There isn’t a bad bone in your body.
    2. 2. You’re too stupid to be evil.
    3. 3. You’re a good person, capable of doing bad things.
    4. 4. You’ve done terrible things, but you know right from wrong.
    5. 5. You used to think you were a good person, now you’re not so sure.
    6. 6. Like everything, your morals have a price.
    7. 7. You’d pretend to drown a small boy to teach his brother a lesson.
    8. 8. You’d slit someone’s throat to teach people a lesson.
    9. 9. You are the danger.
  5. 5. Pick a song.
    1. Knocking On Heaven’s Door - Bob Dylan
    2. Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
    3. Breaking The Law - Judas Priest
    1. Macarena - Los Del Rio
    2. Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Deep Blue Something
    3. Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
    1. Bitches Ain’t Shit - Dr Dre
    2. Don’t Speak - No Doubt
    3. The Drugs Don’t Work - The Verve
  6. 6. You've got the day off work, what do you do?
    1. Polish your rock collection.
    2. Have a glass (or four) of wine.
    3. Watch some classic sci-fi.
    4. Read some poetry.
    5. Have a massage.
    6. Do something for charity.
    7. Throw a dinner party.
    8. Ring your bell.
    9. Eat breakfast.
  7. 7. Pick an animal.
    1. Rat
    2. Grumpy Cat
    3. Blowfish
    1. Giraffe
    2. Badger
    3. Bear
    1. Lion
    2. Snake
    3. Puppy

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Robin Edds is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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