23 Ways To Swear Like A Pro

NSFW language ahoy.

First off, some words of wisdom from Stephen Fry.

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Got that? OK. While we’re on the subject, here’s Adele.

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Don’t we all? Here’s how to do it with aplomb.

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1. First, think carefully before selecting your swear word.

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2. Harness the power of repetition.

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3. Invent new combinations.

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4. Remember that sometimes gestures speak louder than words.

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5. The V sign: old-fashioned, perhaps, but always satisfying.

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6. If you’re going to give someone the finger, consider adding a commentary.

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7. Be puerile.

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8. And lewd.

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9. Give full vent to your emotions.

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10. Bring every facial muscle into play.

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11. Deploy innovative threats.

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12. Never overlook the classics.

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13. “Fuck”s are key. Unleash them with full-throated relish.

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14. Just make sure you do it with conviction.

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15. Accentuate your swear words with actions.

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16. Employ elaborate imagery.

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17. Master the art of euphemism.

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18. Convey a sense of horrified disbelief.

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19. Use the C-word sparingly, so as to maximise its impact.

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20. Just remember that there are limits.

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21. Be coy when the occasion demands it.

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22. But most of all: be creative.

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23. And have fun!

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Robin Edds is special projects editor at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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