Buzz·Posted on 28 Oct 201541 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make Brits Laugh More Than They ShouldYou'll never look at Pete Doherty in the same way again.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Gray @gray "David, who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard." 02:18 PM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Gilles @gillesoffthenet When you're in the chippy deciding what to have. 06:14 PM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sid Trotter @sidtrotter I bloody LOVE The Libertines. 06:24 PM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. TV Cream @tvcream It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names. 08:42 PM - 30 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Annie Marron @voteforannie When your humous says something funny and you just think 11:20 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Joe @joespacerogers Do you want to be seen or not mate 08:34 PM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Dan @ehdannyboy To tell the difference between an African and an Indian elephant, you look at its ears, then lift one up and shout "WHERE ARE YOU FROM M8?" 12:58 PM - 11 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Nick Walker @nickw84 Comedians with Itchy Scalps. 06:17 PM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Lloyd Botters @MrLloydSpandex A woman just dropped a £10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine. 01:17 PM - 11 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Luke Bailey @imbadatlife I tried making biscuits & gravy like all the Americans said, but it was fucking horrible. Don't bother trying it. 01:40 PM - 31 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Andy @alreadytaken74 Just barbaric. Bunch of savages in this village. 09:00 AM - 16 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Donna Harle @YouRuddyGuys Can't stop staring at this... 11:37 PM - 12 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn Worst French actor's name ever 09:46 AM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Rhys James @rhysjamesy Getting knocked out of the World Cup but still having to host is like when everyone coupled off at my 18th and I just got drunk and watched. 09:43 PM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Glenn Kitson @Glenn_Kitson Worrying new political direction at B&Q 09:50 AM - 27 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Paul @FrenulumBreve [hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom] "Now give me my wife." "This is short by £2.39" [hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got." 10:28 AM - 23 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Phil Lucas @PhilLucas I don't need this pressure wash. 03:26 PM - 06 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Geraint @geraintgriffith "Got myself a crying, walking, sleeping, talking.." 01:27 PM - 15 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. James Rhodes @JRhodesPianist A very British rebellion. 12:24 PM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dan @ehdannyboy "A map of Surrey please." "Certainly sir, here you are." "Could I have a different one?" "Why?" "This one has Staines on it. "Get out." 08:07 AM - 08 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Simon Cooper @SimonGCooper In Boots. Oh the agony of choice. 11:49 AM - 27 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. TechnicallyRaaaaargh @TechnicallyRon Feeder are trying to sell a car on Gumtree again 01:12 PM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Amanda @Pandamoanimum Let's remember that Andy Murray keeps an old man in his tennis bag for luck. #AusOpen 11:38 AM - 01 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. nasie, deep sea @3nymph pig: come over cameron: i can't i'm plotting further welfare cuts pig: my parents aren't home cameron: 11:08 PM - 20 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. amz @amyrebeccaw__ Ten mins into trifle and chill and he gives u this look x 09:01 PM - 06 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Joe Scaramanga @JoeScaramanga Tom Hardy looks amazing playing both Christopher Morris AND Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan in this new The Day Today movie 08:44 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Eamo @EamoV1 Morrissey looks like he's about to drop the hottest BDO World Darts Championship semi final run of 2k15. 06:44 PM - 19 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Lia @annabel_lea Mate, you're a bagging area, how unexpected can my item be? 01:34 PM - 24 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Dec @DecLloyd "The main was undercooked, the entertainment was awful, and that's why I'm going to give Ian a 4." 09:01 PM - 19 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. joe heenan @joeheenan #amazingphotos Sand, magnified over 100 times, looks like this. 09:17 AM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Oonagh @Okeating Sam Smith's smartened up a bit since he found success. 11:48 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Summer Ray @SummerRay Alright bus, no need to show off. 04:22 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967 Huge cockup at the Aretha Franklin tribute show tonight Disappointing, as she spelt it out to them more than once 11:12 PM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Glenn Moore @TheNewsAtGlenn Time of death... *Winks at the other surgeons* ...Pimms o'clock. 10:34 AM - 08 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. J.Lou Bradley @loubradley This list reads like a Hugh Grant character introducing himself 07:56 AM - 23 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Regular Frog @FrogCroakley *scientist cradles scotch egg in hands* *a tiny fist breaks through the crumbs; a scotsman hatches* *Jurassic park theme swells on bagpipes* 10:39 AM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Tom @tdawks A chilling warning for the old people in my village. 09:53 AM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Jed @sabotthecat Corbyn about to pop a House of Cards monologue right through the fourth wall 03:55 PM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Andy @ItsAndyRyan Currently stuck in Paddington. Turns out marmalade is NOT a good lubricant. 08:29 AM - 27 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Chris @Chris72600702 Said nobody in the east end of Glasgow ever. 01:43 PM - 04 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Skillsmcgill @skillsmcgill This is my favourite picture of the Bee Gees. 08:56 AM - 05 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite