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Big Sam = loyal printer man
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If Man City signed Leroy Fer, they'd could field a pokemon-evolution midfield of Fer, Fernando and Fernandinho.
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The most impressive thing about Arsenal is how it's very nearly two bum words in one name.
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What idiot called it a Tanning Salon and not a Ray Parlour?
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Very happy to announce that i've renewed my contract with asda and will continue working weekends for the near future
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I like when someone scores in football & then his mate runs up to the ball and kicks it into the net again as if to say 'YEAH!! Football!!!'
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Knew I recognised him from somewhere
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Fellaini v Wilshere is like Keane v Vieira except they're both shit and nobody cares
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Draw me like one of your French girls
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A quick reminder that when asked what his favourite cheese was, Steven Gerrard replied "melted"
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When #MCFC signed Yaya Toure Paul Merson had this to say. How wrong can you be!?
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Every now and again I remember one of the most unfortunate footballer tweets of all time.
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Congratulations West Ham the only club named after two things that ISIS hate.
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Why do Cafu and Dunga look like John Terry and Ashley Cole in 20 years
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Watched my eighth ever film on the flight home. Must have been bored. #HateFilms
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Michael Owen's second choice on Desert Island Discs was that disc you put in to clean the CD player.
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Cech looks like he's taking a selfie here, he's become fully Arsenal
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Never noticed this before, but does David Beckham being born at Whipps Cross hospital count as nominative determinism?
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The graphics on Fifa 16 are something else
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Be warned. Any abuse and I'll come round and give you Newcastle tickets!
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What a game that must have been!!
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Why are they still playing? Ivory Coast got a Connect 4 already
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Klopp : Hi, and you are ? Allen : Pirlo, boss.
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Schlupp-Drinkwater is a great combination. One name an onomatopoeic version of the other
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Wenger ....... ?
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Charlie Austin looks like a Hollyoaks baddie
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Maybe we're all on loan from Chelsea.
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Interested to see how Pellegrini plans to cope with Ed Chamberlin down the middle tonight.
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Fucking paparrazzi, can I not just enjoy the game without them harassing me
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First time this season the dream #QPR passing move of Dunne to Mutch, Mutch to Yun has been possible!
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Tottenham's strikers pose together. #COYS
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"Hi mate, you coming to the pub before the game?" "No sorry, I've got to get the Steven Gerrard posters laminated."