1. This librarian who lives life on the edge.
2. This heathen.
3. The pretender.
4. This librarian who turns a blind eye.
5. The x-rated librarian.
6. This repeat-offender.
7. This librarian who has crumbs on her hands.
8. This sneaky Susan.
9. This thief.
10. This person who doesn't care if the pages get wrinkled.
11. This loud-mouthed librarian.
12. The pirate.
13. The hypocrite.
14. This librarian who ruins it for the rest of us.
15. The liar.
