Buzz·Posted on 9 Sept 2013The 29 Stages Of Freshers' Week, As Told By "Fresh Meat"University won't be exactly like an episode of "Fresh Meat". But it won't be far off...by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. After the most nerve-racking drive of your life, you turn up at your new flat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And quickly size up your housemates. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You'll judge books by their covers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. There will be people who don't seem to fit in, but for now at least you pretend to like them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Once everyone has moved in, you'll head straight to the pub. 6. There will be lots of talk about who is/isn't a virgin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You'll reveal secrets that you wish you hadn't. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. And you'll get a lot of time to practice your "oh, that's really interesting" face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You'll meet people who love themselves. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You'll meet drama queens. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And you'll meet public school boys who say things like this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. You'll quickly slip into a routine. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You'll experiment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You'll be forced to learn how to cook, but your friends will be skeptical. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. You'll hear some terrible chat up lines. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Kiss people you probably shouldn't have kissed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. And tell someone you love them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You'll get a part time job. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. If you're feeling adventurous you might redecorate the flat. 20. Occasionally you'll start to miss home and have a bit of a cry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. So you call your parents to cheer yourself up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. You'll try to blag your way into parties. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You'll have inappropriate feelings towards one of your lecturers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Which should only be acted upon in extreme circumstances. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Arguments will be started, and people will say things they don't mean. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. But a few hours later it's all forgotten. So you get your glad rags on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. And do it all over again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Then after a few days you'll realise that you actually like your housemates. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. And for some reason they seem to like you too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So enjoy Freshers' Week while you can. It'll all be downhill from here... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF