1. Because you have literally have no idea how the bus works:
2. Because you left your jacket there AGAIN:
3. Because people have been pointing and laughing at you:
4. Because you think this could genuinely be an option:
5. Because you’re willing to make compromises:
6. Because you’re starting to get desperate:
7. Because fuck this shit:
8. Because your night would be much cheaper if you could:
9. Because you heard a terrible rumour that you couldn’t:
10. Because you have to have SOME sort of sauce on your chips, right?!?!:
11. Because you don’t know how London works:
12. Because LOL you were that stupid once:
13. Because that would make waaaay too much sense.
14. Because stranger things have happened:
15. Because it was love at first sight and you had to try something:
16. Because the regret is real:
17. And because you’re fairly sure you don’t earn it:
Robin Edds is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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