The 29 Sweariest Things That Have Ever Happened

    Beware: Fucking NSFW from the shitting outset. H/T to Alphabet Tourette's.

    1. This village's unfortunate name.

    2. And this card's unfortunate font.

    3. These towels.

    4. These herbs.

    5. And these herbs.

    6. Every English teacher's favourite mug.

    7. This kid's predictable response to "No Swear November".

    8. Whatever these big letters in a bookshelf are for.

    9. Malcolm Tucker.

    10. This toy train that's going to ruin Christmas.

    11. These jars.

    12. This rather angry lift.

    13. This subliminal message.

    14. These totally mature tiles.

    15. These library books.

    16. That time afternoon tea got a little NSFW.

    17. This very Scottish response to a takeaway being closed down for health and safety reasons.

    18. This very adult word search.

    19. Yeah, sorry, more herbs...

    20. This reassuring message.

    21. This graffiti.

    22. These words that shouldn't be combined.

    23. These festive greetings.

    24. This inevitable reponse to being handed a sparkler.

    25. And this reposte to a misandrist library.

    26. Bug[g]ering.

    27. These herbs (last time, I promise).

    28. This display.

    29. And finally this invaluable advice for the workplace.