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Without doubt the worst thing about the internet is the way it manages to ruin any and every surprise.
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Especially when it comes to TV shows.
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So even though you're super excited about the Breaking Bad finale, you know that avoiding spoilers is going to be almost impossible.
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The first thing you should do is make sure everyone knows not to talk about it near you.
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And when possible just avoid talking to people full stop.
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Problem is, people are dicks, and they will tease you.
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Start off with a polite request.
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Tell them in no uncertain terms to leave the area at once.
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Put some real emotion into your pleas and people might begin to understand how serious you are.
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If the problem persists there's nothing wrong with a good, strong threat.
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And a gentle slap around the head.
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It's not like they weren't warned.
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Of course you often can't help overhearing spoilers from people you don't know.
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Your first instinct should be the classic fingers in the ears while screaming "La la la, I can't hear you" as loud as you can.
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Don't think twice. Just turn around.
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And get out of there while you still can.
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Go home, turn your laptop off, and hide.
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Though you could always threaten them with spoilers of your own.
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Seriously, though, you can actually set up a filter on Twitter to ensure that you don't read as much as a whisper about Walt, Jesse, Hank and co.
