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    28 Signs You've Got An Inner Heisenberg

    Say my name.

    1. You understand the importance of looking good at all times.

    2. You're very protective of your personal space.

    3. You like being feared.

    4. Everyone knows your name.

    5. You're a terrible loser.

    6. You love the chase.

    7. It's ALL about the money.

    8. Well, the money and the pizza.

    9. You like to get straight to the point.

    10. Your most important rule: safety first.

    11. When you want something done properly, you don't trust anyone but yourself.

    12. You don't compromise. It's your way or nothing.

    13. Everything you do is for the good of others, even if they don't see it.

    14. You know that it's healthy to release pent-up frustration.

    15. You respect the chemistry.

    16. You don't mince your words.

    17. Like, ever.

    18. Or your hand gestures.

    19. You've definitely got a cheeky side.

    20. You love kids. Even if they don't love you.

    21. You act on impulse.

    22. You're an excellent motivational speaker.

    23. You know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

    24. You like to grab your crotch.

    25. You REALLY like to grab your crotch.

    26. You're not afraid to give people constructive criticism.

    27. You only do what makes YOU happy. Stuff everyone else.

    28. And of course, everything is better with a whisky in your hand.