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You have to buy a new alarm clock most days.
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You've been known to overreact.
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You often resort to threats.
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And act without thinking things through.
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This is how you deal with surprises.
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Not even your friends are safe from your anger.
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You get angry at bad drivers.
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You get angry at politicians.
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And at your colleagues.
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You get angry at how people eat cheese.
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You get angry at politicians (again).
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You even get angry when people are just being nice to you.
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Mostly, though, you just hate everyone.
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Having said that, sometimes they just totally deserve it.
