1. Because urinals are being repurposed as furniture in trendy cafes.
The afterlife of a toilet - a cafe in Oxford Circus.. #onlyinlondon
2. Because this exists.
Tinder, but for... OK, I give up. I have nothing.
3. Because wine now looks like milk.
Broken Britain
4. Because nothing is safe.
My god, it comes to something when chewing gum is security wrapped! #BrokenBritain
5. Not even our ice cream men.
I've just seen an Ice Cream Man getting a parking ticket. #CameronsBritain
6. Because banks are acceptable locations for school trips.
In case anyone was wondering how Cameron's Britain's going, here's a class full of kids on a school trip to Natwest
7. Because what is Britain without manners?
8. Because even the dogs are living better lives than us.
9. Because plates are a thing of the past.
Chips in a shaving mug on a Children's Britanica. #wewantplates #CameronsBritain
10. Because you need a strong credit rating to buy a sausage roll.
#London #cameronsbritain
11. Because there are people who eat oranges like apples.
THERE IS A WOMAN OPPOSITE ME EATING AN ORANGE LIKE AN APPLE #CameronsBritain
12. Because some people just want to watch the world burn.
Bad parenting or #BrokenBritain?
13. And some people really want to *stop* you from burning (your hand).
Disgusting. #ModernBritain
14. Because nothing makes sense anymore.
The true meaning of #Easter? A Pot Noodle Easter egg. #BrokenBritain
15. Literally nothing.
Are you joking ?
16. Because inflation is through the roof.
Next question deals with the rising price of Chomps for working families. #bbcdebate #brokenbritain
17. And people want the world on a plate.
Just passed this guy. This is the state of our country #brokenbritain
18. Because there are threats coming from every angle.
19. Because, as it turns out, technology is out to get us.
20. Even the pasties have turned on us.
Ginsters roll in wrapper upside down #BrokenBritain #torybritain
21. Because this was allowed to happen.
I've always found Rochester is the classier end of Medway... #BrokenBritain
22. And this.
Blaming Cameron for this, too. #brokenbritain
23. Because people felt the need to put up this sign.
#ModernBritain
24. And write this warning.
This has been sprayed outside my house.
25. Because you can't say anything on Twitter without being sucked into some "brandter".
#modernbritain
26. Because once the trendy pubs have succumbed, we are truly lost.
27. How can they expect us to live like this?
28. Because apparently this is a Quaver.
29. Because nothing is special.
30. Because there are endless mixed messages.
Right, that’s enough of that. Here’s a photo that explains why Britain is broken.
31. Even the vegetables are confused.
Cameron’s Britain. RT @ElliottLidstone: This leeks off it's nut!
32. Because people feel they can get away with this.
Cameron’s Britain. RT @steoreilly: Shoreditch Hipster bap pricing
33. Because organic chickens are targets for master criminals.
If this isn't a sign of Cameron's Britain I don't know what is. A security tag, on a chicken.
34. And obviously they need something to cook them in...
Shocking story. This country is going to hell in a handcart.
35. Because the powers that be are out of control.
Cameron's Britain. A bit extreme.
36. Because there is filth absolutely everywhere.
That's what she said
37. Because even the sign writers don't give a fuck anymore.
What do we think of this double negative @shitlondon ? Seen in the City this morning
38. Some of them have even started to get a little aggressive.
Vaguely threatening sign in Tesco
39. Because it's much harder to achieve necessary levels of self loathing in a tea room.
40. Because there's nothing but excuses.
Getting your excuses in first. #MenAtWork in #London. I may adapt this for my office door!
41. Because this is a thing you can buy. Even though you obviously shouldn't.
But what we really want is Equalitea #cameronsbritain
42. Because everything is up for grabs.
@ruthdavidsonmsp Padlocked zimmer frame. #brokenbritain
43. Because change is always bad.
Eww. Heroes come with Toblerone now? #BrokenBritain
44. Because fuck this.
Available on the ground floor 'banter belts' and other assorted lad accessories #brokenbritain