1. Unfortunately you wouldn’t know, because you have that most horrible of afflictions: Boy Face.
3. Despite the fact that there’s nothing you can do about it, you tend to get a lot of shit from the bearded.
5. You sometimes feel like you’re the only person in the world without a beard.
6. As you might imagine, Boy Face results in this happening quite a lot.
When you’re 21 this is kind of flattering. Not so much when you’re nearly 30.