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    26 “Flight Of The Conchords” Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

    With news that Bret and Jemaine are working on a FotC film script, we look back at New Zealand's favourite two-man novelty band.

    1. When Bret discussed feminism.

    2. When Murray didn't want any beef.

    3. This misunderstanding.

    4. When they summed up the Aussie accent.

    5. When the guys talked about sex like guys do.

    6. When J-dog did his laundry.

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    7. When Dave couldn't leave the country.

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    8. And showed his romantic side.

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    9. When Bret had hurt feelings.

    10. When Murray made this common mistake.

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    11. The time a couple of cool guys got a glowing review.

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    12. When Bret fell hard.

    13. When Murray opened up to Jemaine.

    14. And when he was definitely listening.

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    15. When Jemaine showed how much he knows about women.

    16. When the band questioned Murray's vision.

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    17. Jemaine's foolproof business plan.

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    18. When they got philosophical.

    19. When Jemaine wouldn't stop complaining.

    20. Dave's terrifying story.

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    21. When Murray got Australians and mermaids confused.

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    22. And proved he was a technical whiz.

    23. Sort of.

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    24. When Bret didn't have his guitar.

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    25. This perfect exchange.

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    26. And when Jemaine talked about his grooming regime.