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The guy sitting next to me on the train just caught me reading his texts..the awkwardness now is unbearable #undergroundproblems
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I fucking hate "leaners". The poles are for holding or dancing. #tubeproblems
3.
I think whoever designed Bank station was a massive fan of riddles. I heard tourists blaming it on 'English logic' #undergroundproblems
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A complete stranger is falling asleep on me. HELP! #tubeproblems
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In other news, I strongly dislike the Northern line. #tubeproblems
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Don't you just love it when a greasy old man adjusts his balls while looking you in the eye on the tube? #tubeproblems
8.
Omg. There's a pigeon on my tube carriage #districtlineproblems
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Another commuter whose bag has it's own Zone 1-6 Oyster card. #commuterproblems #tubeproblems #tflhell
10.
Don't mind when someone reads my Metro Paper in my hands, but sticking your neck near my shoulder your taking the liberties. #tubeproblems
11.
Only two people on the tube and were sat next to each other, do you move? No. Just because of the pure fact it looks weird. #tubeproblems
12.
If I wanted to listen to your music in the morning I would why is your crap playing so loud! #tubeproblems
13.
Taking the Hammersmith and City line even though it's longer just because I get phone signal #londonissues #tubeproblems
14.
That awkward moment when a crazy gets on your tube carriage says his got a shotgun on him and knows how to use it #tubeproblems
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Trust me to get in the tube carriage with a crazy man stinking it out and offering people a cup of piss #tubeproblems
17.
Watching someone sneeze on the tube and then watching where they put there hands #tubeproblems
18.
Currently nestled between two armpits #tubeproblems
19.
seriously why the hell would u do that, fart on my face whilst I was behind u on the escalator?! #undergroundproblems #yuck #eww #stinkbomb
20.
Some dude on the tube casually eating from a 2KG tub of yogurt. WHO DOES THAT #tubeproblems
21.
This evening was a particularly good commute home! #tubeproblems #commute #london #shortshorts #putitaway
22.
3 minutes! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! #tubeproblems
23.
If one more person sneezes on me, I'm gonna start swinging. #TubeProblems
24.
In other news: the Central line is a cesspit if sweat and broken dreams. Never been so glad to get off a train! #tubeproblems
25.
Too too hot on the bakerloo line, people are just lying limply on seats like shipwreck survivors #tubeproblems
26.
You know your growing up when someone gets trapped in the doors of a tube and you don't laugh #Northernlineproblems
27.
The relief you feel going from a Central line tube to a Hammersmith & City. Sweet sweet air con. #tubeproblems
29.
Day dreaming on tubes leads to falling over. Note taken. #tubeproblems
30.
Bloody wharf wankers #jubileelineproblems
31.
When you feel you've been on the tube for ages and look up to realise you're not even at Acton Town yet...#PiccadillyLine #TubeProblems #TFL
32.
Surrounded by men on this carriage on the train and I smell like a dog's arse. #undergroundproblems.
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Completely empty in my section of the carriage and you choose to not only sit next to me but talk loudly on the phone?! #tubeproblems
35.
The only thing I don't understand is how you can be okay with smelling like that, I know it's hot but come on mannnn #TubeProblems #BO
36.
It's really hard trying to figure out if a girl is preggers or has just had a big pie for lunch #tubeproblems
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That annoying in-between age when you don't know if giving up your seat will be an insult #jubileelineproblems