Buzz·Posted on 16 Dec 201432 Times James Blunt's Comebacks Won Twitter In 2014Talk smack about James Blunt at your own risk.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about? 11:28 AM - 03 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. James Blunt @JamesBlunt And it's taken you a decade to figure that out. @MuzakirAhmed: @JamesBlunt your music's shit 03:14 PM - 20 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse! 02:54 PM - 08 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. James Blunt @JamesBlunt You would if yours was this big. RT @HannahNorman96: I've never fully understood why James Blunt felt the need to strip in his music video 06:33 PM - 09 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. James Blunt @JamesBlunt He's from Ipswich. RT @JoannaColes: @JamesBlunt you're dead to me now, replaced by @edsheeran - a fellow Yorkshire! 02:04 PM - 08 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. James Blunt @JamesBlunt And I’d willingly hold your hair back. RT @feebee02: @mmmhotbreakfast If a man quoted a James Blunt song for me I think I'd vomit! 12:46 AM - 09 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍 09:44 PM - 08 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I know where you live. RT @Jels_x: James blunt looks like a serial murderer 11:10 PM - 03 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite 11:07 AM - 04 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Then your dog should try harder. RT @RachelJohnsto96: @JamesBlunt my dog could do better!!!!! 01:09 PM - 10 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you 09:37 AM - 24 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him 11:12 PM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. James Blunt @JamesBlunt The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland?????? 03:43 PM - 30 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world? 08:37 AM - 29 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. James Blunt @JamesBlunt If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina? 07:50 PM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Yeah, right. Justin Bieber runs it. @jake_kaaaayyyye: James blunt's twitter isn't run by him you fuckwits 05:46 PM - 21 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Worse for me as there's nothing else in here. RT @something_robot: Waking up with James Blunt stuck in your head. Nowt worse. 07:54 AM - 05 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. James Blunt @JamesBlunt You sound hopeful. RT @TorrieVogt: @JamesBlunt word on the street is you're gay 07:50 AM - 03 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable. 08:42 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow? 05:37 PM - 11 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. James Blunt @JamesBlunt That moment you realise you've made a spelling mistake while calling me ignorant. RT @Paulmurtha: @JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT! 06:09 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option. 11:07 AM - 19 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. James Blunt @JamesBlunt At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫 10:11 AM - 16 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific. 07:54 PM - 07 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. James Blunt @JamesBlunt I can find my own, thanks. RT @DannyMcEvoy: I find @JamesBlunt a fucking cunt… 10:54 PM - 14 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Do I have to? I'm more of a finish & roll over kinda guy. RT @Dayoom_Q8: @JamesBlunt sing me to sleep :$ 05:08 PM - 30 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. James Blunt @JamesBlunt And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head... 12:37 PM - 06 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle 10:59 PM - 30 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Because I won't pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD 10:15 AM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. James Blunt @JamesBlunt And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits. 05:47 PM - 21 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Yes. RT @Doda127: Do you have to be a knob for @JamesBlunt to respond? 03:40 PM - 11 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. James Blunt @JamesBlunt RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt? 01:06 PM - 16 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Like BuzzFeed UK on Facebook!