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How Much Of A Wanker Are You?

The person behind you doesn't have enough money for the bus. What do you do?

There is one teabag left in the box. How do you react?

The sun is out, and your friend asks you to put suncream on their back. What is your response?

Your mum has got you a horrible jumper for your birthday. What do you do?

You're unhappy in your relationship. Do you...

Someone gets on the train and you think there's a chance they might be pregnant. What do you do?

Which of the following best describes your approach when on holiday?

There is someone next to you at the bar who has been waiting longer than you, but you get served first. What do you do?

You get on the bus and there is a pair of empty seats. Which of these describes what you'd do?

Your phone goes off when you're sat in the Quiet Zone on the train. What do you do?

You're kind at heart, but like everyone you're definitely a bit of a wanker.

A bit of a wanker

Sorry, you're a huge wanker and everyone knows it.

A huge wanker

Wow. What a wanker. In fact you're such a colossal wanker that you can be seen from space. Wanking.

A colossal wanker 

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How Much Of A Wanker Are You?

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