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How Many Words That Mean Penis Do You Know?

From ding-a-ling to disco stick, via everything in between.

  1. Tick off the words you know.
    1. Penis
    2. Dick
    3. Cock
    4. Wang
    5. Todger
    6. Johnson
    7. [Your first name] junior
    8. Captain [your surname]
    9. Boner
    10. Schlong
    11. Tool
    12. Peen
    13. Dopper
    14. Bellend
    15. Spam javelin
    16. Bellpiece
    17. Knob
    18. Pecker
    19. Wiener
    20. Chub
    21. Sausage
    22. The Bald Man
    23. Veiny love tree
    24. Willy
    25. Member
    26. Pee pee
    27. Wood
    28. Winkie
    29. Pork sword
    30. Spam trumpet
    31. Pink oboe
    32. Generalissimo Weenis
    33. Prick
    34. Schwanz
    35. Spam dagger
    36. Privates
    37. Purple-headed monster
    38. Meat rod
    39. Sperm cannon
    40. Baby arm
    41. Baby-maker
    42. Bishop
    43. Misters
    44. Bratwurst
    45. Choad
    46. Ding-a-ling
    47. Dongle
    48. Disco stick
    49. Flesh flute
    50. Hose
    51. Joystick
    52. Junk
    53. Love rod
    54. Manhood
    55. Middle stump
    56. Old chap
    57. Old man
    58. Little fella
    59. One eyed-trouser snake
    60. Dong Johnson
    61. Inanimate Carbon Rod
    62. Wand
    63. Salami
    64. Stiffy
    65. Anaconda
    66. Organ
    67. Phallus
    68. Chopper
    69. Plonker
    70. Piers Morgan

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