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<b>Sorry.</b> But it would be terribly nice if, perhaps, you could find your way to doing this bloody lovely quiz. Thank you. Sorry.

Sorry. But it would be terribly nice if, perhaps, you could find your way to doing this bloody lovely quiz. Thank you. Sorry.

How Cripplingly English Are You?

You and another commuter go to sit in the same seat on the train. What happens next?

You don't take sugar in your tea, but some fuckwit has just thrown a whole teaspoon in. What do you do?

What is your favourite thing about Christmas?

You're introduced to a friend of a friend at a party, but five minutes later you've forgotten their name. What's your next move?

What springs to mind when you hear the word "Yorkshire"?

Your neighbours won't stop having very loud sex. What do you do about it?

You're waiting to get served at the bar, and the barman asks what you want even though the person next to you was there first. How do you react?

How many times do you get drunk during your average three-day weekend? 

Complete this sentence: "Andy Murray is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_"

Last time you got your hair cut you didn't like what they did. It's time to get your hair cut again. What do you do?

You're about to leave work and see your colleague starting to pack up. You...

You're walking down the street and realise you've been going the wrong way. What do you do?

In fact, you're so happy and care so little about what people think of you that you're probably American. Hopefully you've forgiven us for all that 1776 nonsense. Tell us, what is it like to be happy?

Not very English at all

You're still rather English, but the modern world has changed you. You're not TOTALLY against the idea of intimacy, and once you even smiled at a stranger on the train. Well done you.

A little bit English, old chap

You're as English as they come. When you're not saying please or apologising or avoiding eye contact, you like nothing more than sitting down with a cuppa in front of the cricket while silently judging those around you. Jolly good show.

Frightfully English

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