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OH MY GOD!!! No extra virgin olive oil & I have focaccia in the oven!
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tonight, for the first time in my life, i experienced my wallet being too small to fit my money
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In other news, last night I had a nightmare that my homemade pesto had started to go off, and now I'm wondering what to make of my life
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I suggest you tell Platinum, First Class fliers that they not allowed in your lounges with flip flops before they fly, @Qantas! Muppets! 😡
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First world problems outside Waitrose this morning
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Why do no supermarket stock goose breasts. Grrrrrrrrrr
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Biggest letdown of the night: Waitrose Essentials Quinoa turns out not to exist. Yet.
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That was quite possibly the most frustrating day of photography ever. Was not loving Tuscany one little bit.
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I just recorded the sun setting and at the end some dumb boat blocked the entire beach from seeing it and the sun set over the boat.
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I need an emoji for having to clean the house before my cleaner shows up to clean my house.
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Fucking hell
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Very disappointed to learn that free tea with my new shining @waitrose card did not include chamomile
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Big design fault in Crouch End Waitrose is that you can't see all of the self service checkouts because of pillars in the way #architecture
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The hollandaise sauce on my eggs royale was too bland.
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My cleaner keeps on tagging me in posts on Facebook and it's getting embarrassing
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Dropped my phone in a bowl of quinoa and it's all stuck in the charging hole, day off 2 a good start
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Disastrous Sunday morning. This offensive @waitrose Surbiton parbaked baguette almost ruined our huevos rancheros.
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Interesting conversation on the train trying to explain to our au pair on the phone which vegetable in our cupboard is the butternut squash
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Left home half an hour ago and already deeply missing my mums Nespresso machine☕️
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My mom went to the store and didnt get sushi because she thought I didnt like it. I'm honestly about to kill myself
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QUINOA PASTA IS A LIE!!! There are MORE carbs in it than in whole wheat pasta and LESS protein. This is the worst betrayal of my life. 😭💔
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@middleclassprob Poor Alex James. Don't you just hate it when that happens?
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Worst cleaning nightmare: toddler spilled an entire open container of dry quinoa, then played in it, then walked around the house
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No! Just realise that I forgot to buy hummus. What am I supposed to dip my lentil crisps in? 😱
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@British_Airways - we're paying all this money to fly to LA and still no wifi on the plane?! It's 2015, unbelievable!
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Haven't had a good avocado in weeks 😔
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Too self-conscious to pay for Starbucks with the Apple Watch
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No feta in today's feta & lemon quinoa salad from @waitrose
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Bugger. Aga has gone out. No hot food or water till tomorrow.
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I've hurt my wrist from too much croquet
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Awkward moment when the TV in your jacuzzi doesn't work and you have to consult this guy! Dunno who's blushing more!😂
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Email from Waitrose: "Unfortunately we have had to remove bespoke quails eggs from our Pick Your Own Offers"
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As much as I love living in London, I sometimes wonder if I'd be better off in a place that doesn't have such easy access to halloumi...
These tweets were curated by Benjamin Lee, author of Middle Class Problems: Problems but not real actual problems, just middle class ones (Square Peg), with illustrations by Matt Blease.
