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This master of mystery.
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This person who understands true fear.
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The person with a dark sense of humour.
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And the one who thinks outside the box.
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This person who has clearly read the Red Wedding scene.
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The conflicted librarian.
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The (hopefully ironic) chauvinist.
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The person responsible for ruining many a childhood by pointing out that this is, in fact, a quadrilogy.
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This person who could easily have put the sticker somewhere else.
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This Richard Dawkins wannabe.
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Whoever arranged these books in the wrong order.
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This person who's a fan of White People Kissing by Nicholas Sparks.
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The person who had this much time.
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The person who knows where these books belong.
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The one who shouldn't be left alone.
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Whoever decided that this needed its own section.
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And the person who managed to fit everything that is and ever will be onto one shelf.