this is adorable.
this is adorable.
As a New Yorker in the UK, my buttons are now “blimey” and “splendid”. I’d like my “fail” back, please.
Mark Zuckerberg has dead eyes.
Falling asleep and waking up in another borough is a rookie mistake.
And the author doesn’t know how to spell “frisbee” either.
The amount of food I can buy with that much money always puts me off from buying designer crap.
Do you really get paid to write these things?
It’s actually prickly pear ice cream (cactus fruit).
This is probably for people who don’t live in California or NY.
Perfect post is perfect.
Captions were flawless.
What exactly is a “special bathroom occasion”?
f-ing finally. but the majority of these are not actually monolids.
Nobody’s actually from here anymore.
You forgot Oreos cereal, which has been discontinued in every other country but Korea.
ugh fuck off PETA
Now, if I can only get off my ass and do these…
Story of my life. I’m a size 4-6 here and I’m considered fat and undesirable. Every time I’d go visit my family, they’d suggest I get eyelid surgery or a nose job. Caved in one year and had it done. But it’s still not good enough, since I’m too short and still too fat.
Where is Xena’s chakram?!
Hanging tealights will burn your tree down.
“The Big Apple”, “Buschwick”
The author is clearly not a New Yorker.
All of this looks disgusting.
This trend needs to die.
Excuse me, you forgot the Powerpuff Girls cereal. Basically pop rocks with Rice Krispies.
I’m sure most of buzzfeed’s users have mothers in the 45-70 age range. If I “redecorated” her shoes with gold tips I would get slapped.
Geishas weren’t prostitutes. Get your facts together.
Mini Gordon Ramsay, just a bit.
Anything with old Asian grandpas makes me all sad and weepy.
Why is this even a post? Useless.
They wear “circle lenses” to make them appear larger.
What an idiot.
Fix #3, there can’t be two second rights.
Love the artwork but this is basic knowledge.
AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DIS