The Republican Rapper

Calvin Tanella is a former construction worker from New Jersey who became so enlightened after listening to a 10-minute rant by Michael Savage, that he decided to drop everything and become Hi-Caliber, the Republican Rapper. His new album, Mr. Conservative, was influenced by the likes of conservative pundits ranging from Sean Hannity to Bill O'Reilly and hip-hop artists from Run-DMC to the Beastie Boys. In Obamanation, Tanella raps, “A Socialist in the White House, what have we done? You think Bush was bad, now the real fun has begun.” F**k it Tanella, let's do it live!

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  • ” Calvin Tanella is a former construction worker from New Jersey who became so enlightened after listening to a 10-minute rant by Michael Savage, that he decided to drop everything and become Hi-Caliber, the Republican Rapper. “ There is a problem with this sentence, Buzzfeed. Specifically, one word is being used in an innapropriate fashion. Please help me harness the wisdom of crowds to point it out.

    Adam Hyland
    2 years ago
  • Priscilla Maglieri thinks The Republican Rapper is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Que Bee   The Republican Rapper  about 2 years ago
  • horrible … b8ut the comments on his myspace are hilarious haha

    davester
    2 years ago
  • Dex M.   The Republican Rapper and thinks it’s WTF  about 2 years ago
  • He used to rap under the name Lil' Tool, and later as “Fun-D Mental”.

    Tom Ottoman
    2 years ago
  • Geoffrey Cooper   The Republican Rapper and thinks it’s Trashy  about 2 years ago
  • ill be sending him some slum love.

    wwew
    2 years ago
  • Wow, toolbags of the world, rejoice! Your savior has come! I kept wanting to laugh at his horrible rap 'skillz', but his ignorant points of view had me so frightened, I just couldn't! I give this chump 5 minutes in the spotlight, as opposed to the standard 15.

    Geoffrey Cooper
    2 years ago
  • Fee   The Republican Rapper and thinks it’s WTF  about 2 years ago
  • About as exciting as knowing Joe the “I'm no longer a plumber” has published a book.

    Sean Martin
    2 years ago
  • Jenny Young   The Republican Rapper and thinks it’s WTF  about 2 years ago
  • The Republican Rapper was featured on the homepage  about 2 years ago

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