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Culture Buzz So it's Doppelganger Week on Facebook. It also looks like “Go to urbandictionary.com and find your name and post it” week. But we can do better. I hereby name this Sex Offender Criminal Name Week! Go to CriminalCheck.com, type your FIRST name where it says “Last Name(required),” and copy and paste the crime or charge of the FIRST entry for your name in the comments!
Politics Buzz Are you guys ready to meet your new favorite Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor in Illinois?! Scott Lee Cohen, a pawnbroker, was arrested in 2005 for (allegedly!) sticking a knife to the neck of his 24-year old drunk prostitute girlfriend and bopping her head against the wall. Cohen played the whole prostitute thing blind, saying he thought she was a “massage therapist,” which is pretty much the go-to excuse for prostitutes. This is fun because just last Tuesday he won the nomination in a surprise victory soooo, Gov. Quinn's all like, “Great.”
Culture Buzz “The lights go out, and you drop, and when the lights went out is when he grabbed my left breast.” Naturally, the Tower of Terror's camera snapped a photo, the likes of which is probably dangling on this unidentified man's key chain.
A harrowing image showing an abused Tiger Woods has hit the web. It shows injuries he sustained after allegedly being beat by his wife with a golf club following allegations of infidelity. How she managed to get that golf ball in his ear, we'll never know. God speed, Woods family.
Viggo has a lol! And/or he just ate somebody.
Two Australian student lovers were caught bangin' in a Sydney clock tower. They managed this sexxxy feat at 3:30pm in the afternoon, in front of a crowd! But still, not a single newspaper in the world can identify who they are (yet). Was it you?!
Metallica cover band + Gallagher, the prop comic = Metallagher! They will rock your watermelons.
Whilst jumping on taxis in celebration of your local sports team's championship, it's crucial to have an exit plan. This guy, regrettably, did not. And so he fell. Hard. Be careful out there folks.
To find out who really has the higher pain threshold — men or women — one unlucky man heads out to tackle “the ultimate pain test,” labor. It's a boy!
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I smell a new Mother's Day card in the making. (Via Oatmeal )
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The Colts are sooo gay.
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BRB…getting my LEGOs.
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Rahm Emanuel makes an apology to Sarah Palin about this poor choice…
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