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    The Man Who Killed Sparks

    Michael F. Jacobson is the guy who convinced five states' attorneys that Sparks is (was) dangerous and therefore he is the biggest party pooper around.

    Brian Ries
    by Brian Ries

    Community Contributor

    May he rest forever lame on the internet.

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