The Human-Bird Wars

OK people, this has gone on long enough. There is most definitely an unspoken Humans Versus Birds war going on, and we need to address it head-on. The birds struck first with the Avian Flu. But then, humans struck back with Randy Johnson’s 95-mile per hour public bird execution. That’ll show them, we thought. But now? Now they’re taking down our freaking planes! Run and hide, humans. Run. And. Hide. I have a feeling this is only beginning.

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