Customized Erotic Novels

So there’s this company that lets you enter you and your significant other’s names online, and it then prints out a full erotic book about the two of you! For instance, my free excerpt about the first couple read, “Michelle decided that she did have time for some more playtime with Barack after all.” Go have a ball.

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