Cheetahs Are Faster, Wyoming
On Monday night's Colbert Report, the Congresswoman from Wyoming (they only have one) said her state's antelopes are the fastest animals in the world. Stephen, of course, disagreed. He said cheetahs were faster, and he's right. According to multiple sources, cheetahs top off at around 70 miles per hour while antelope crawl along at just 60. Wyoming just learned something important.
