Todd here again. I was crackin' wise with my homemade gallows humor, David. -Tom
Culture Buzz I don’t know how else to put this, other than, “A cannibal cult mother who tortured her son in a locked cellar while relatives skinned him and forced him to eat his own flesh has been jailed for nine years.” Holy skin-eating cannibals, and you thought your mom was rough?
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Todd here again. I was crackin' wise with my homemade gallows humor, David. -Tom
I'm gonna have to echo the sentiments above — how does THIS only get 9 years? Somewhere right now, there's someone (or rather, lots of someones) serving a double-digit term for slangin' dime bags faced with the reality that he/she would have been better off cooking people and serving them their own flesh.
Umm…it is illegal, Todd. That's why they've been convicted.
This kind of thing should be illegal!
We think it's sick, but she probably finds the human mind quite delicious.
only 9 year? really? REALLY? How long do they think it will take for those poor boys to even VAGUELY, KINDA, SORTA recover from the mental damage done to them????? 9 years????????????
The sickness of the human mind is frightening. So horrible.
9 years? 9?
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