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Adopt These Puppies Or Else…

By now, you've probably seen or heard of these poor wittle puppies who need a home in like, 5 days, or else they're totally off to animal control. Well, it's all a lie, and you, internet, fell for it. All puppies in the world are in fact safe and happy and loved forever and ever the end!

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  • Brian Ries   Adopt These Puppies Or Else...  about 3 years ago
  • Lindsey Weber   Adopt These Puppies Or Else...  about 3 years ago

  • yes, we should rejoice! the puppies have been safe and happy since like, 2003. i'd rather we all fall for some needy puppies once in a while than a greedy nigerian prince!

    Brian Ries
    3 years ago

  • This makes me sad, even though I should be happy, because the puppies have homes and it's not like I could have adopted one anyway. But I liked the idea that there was a free puppy out there waiting for me. I felt reassured. Hopeful. I just want a goddamn puppy, Brian, why did you have to take that away?

    Amanda Dobbins
    3 years ago

  • THIS is how to use the Internet for good. LOVE IT, RIES!

    Eliot Glazer
    3 years ago
  • Eliot Glazer   Adopt These Puppies Or Else...  about 3 years ago
  • Adopt These Puppies Or Else... was featured on the homepage  about 3 years ago

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