25 Things People Living In South West London Know To Be True

“Who the hell goes to The Ship on a Sunday?”

1. Everyone dresses like they did at uni, which is like a 50-year-old member of the landed gentry.

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2. There are approximately four places to go out. Here…

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3. Here.

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4. Here.

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5. And Infernos.

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6. You have spent more Sundays and Bank Holidays here than you care to remember

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7. You know where the local Whole Foods is.

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8. Your hatred for the District Line is absolute. WHY ARE YOU NEVER ON TIME YOU BASTARD?!?

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9. Putney Bridge has some of the best sunrises in London.

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10. This Tardis brightens up your day every time you see it.

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11. You can get reception on the Tube, but unfortunately everyone sounds like this.

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12. This is the best wine bar in the whole of London.

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13. You hear this from everyone you ever met – “Ohh that’s miles away.”

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14. But this is what it feels like being invited out somewhere “trendy” in east/north London.

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15. You are continually gratefully for that toilet at Fulham Broadway. 30p well spent.

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16. Richmond Park is only place you can truly escape in a city of 8 million.

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17. … you just have to share it with a thousand cyclists.

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18. Waitrose is always your first choice for the food shop.

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Then M&S. Then Sainsbury’s.

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19. Earl’s Court station is where all hope goes to die.

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20. And Clapham Junction isn’t much better.

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21. Even if you like football you loathe every single Chelsea fan that has ever travelled to Stamford Bridge – YOU ARE PREVENTING ME FROM GETTING HOME AND WATCHING MASTER CHEF. I HATE YOU.

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22. Too many nights have ended here…

Next to Embargo (in case you don’t recognise it in daylight).

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23. And here.

(Just down from Inferno…)

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24. Everyone claims to know someone from Made in Chelsea.

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25. And you just can’t understand why anyone would ever want to leave.

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Richard James is the UK news editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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