Buzz·Posted on 11 Jul 2014These 25 Texts From Superheroes Are Just PerfectSaving the world and conversations. Well played SuperheroTexts.by Richard JamesBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Texts From Superheroes is a blog run by comedians Diana McCallum and Andrew Ivimey. And it is spot on. 1. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Happy Independence Day, no matter how you celebrate it. 04:00 PM - 04 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Being fast is not a superpower in the dating world. 10:16 PM - 20 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Welcome to Earth, Thor. Happy Independence Day, America. 02:32 PM - 04 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Spider Brand Manager 04:31 PM - 25 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Deadpool's seen everything except his own movie. 03:57 PM - 28 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Deadpool’s fourth wall has a window. 04:17 PM - 23 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts What he does ain't pretty (anymore). 04:14 PM - 18 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Happy (Terribly Depressing) Father's Day, from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man 05:46 PM - 15 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts So much better Charles. 04:04 PM - 09 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Batman is also fighting the war on fun. 03:52 PM - 02 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Tony really is a futurist after all. 01:57 AM - 29 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts You'll be shocked to learn this, but Cyclops is no fun. 03:22 PM - 26 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts You can't just be happy with your Sky-Cycle, Clint? 03:10 PM - 09 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts In brightest day, in blackest night, Hal Jordan will still be kind of a jerk. http://t.co/KqdaZICRTs 03:49 PM - 26 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Not at all team-ups are created equal. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP 04:35 PM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Silly Clint, powers are for people with their own movies. (Spoilers for Winter Soldier) 03:37 PM - 13 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Everyone hates Summers School. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP 10:54 PM - 06 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Daredevil's sidekick is Siri. http://t.co/EHLYbgxcVP 05:31 PM - 18 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Pretty sure the Fortress of Solitude isn't showing up on Google Maps either, Supes. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk 04:27 PM - 28 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Tonight we’re going to party like our race isn’t near extinction. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk 04:25 PM - 31 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Cap finally gets the hang of texting. This is not a good thing. 02:30 PM - 01 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Punisher's skill set is limited at best. 10:56 PM - 17 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts Give Iron Man a break Cap, it worked for that guy in Tropic Thunder. #IronMan #Marvel 04:41 PM - 03 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts The only person to restart more universes than DC is The Doctor. #DoctorWho #Batman 01:10 AM - 23 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. TextsFromSuperheroes @SuperheroTexts The difference between Supes and Spider-man is that Superman has a super-everything, except humility and work ethic. 05:44 PM - 18 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite