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    These 25 Texts From Superheroes Are Just Perfect

    Saving the world and conversations. Well played SuperheroTexts.

    Texts From Superheroes is a blog run by comedians Diana McCallum and Andrew Ivimey.

    And it is spot on.

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    Happy Independence Day, no matter how you celebrate it.

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    Being fast is not a superpower in the dating world.

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    Welcome to Earth, Thor. Happy Independence Day, America.

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    Deadpool's seen everything except his own movie.

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    Happy (Terribly Depressing) Father's Day, from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

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    You'll be shocked to learn this, but Cyclops is no fun.

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    You can't just be happy with your Sky-Cycle, Clint?

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    In brightest day, in blackest night, Hal Jordan will still be kind of a jerk. http://t.co/KqdaZICRTs

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    Not at all team-ups are created equal. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

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    Silly Clint, powers are for people with their own movies. (Spoilers for Winter Soldier)

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    Everyone hates Summers School. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

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    Daredevil's sidekick is Siri. http://t.co/EHLYbgxcVP

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    Pretty sure the Fortress of Solitude isn't showing up on Google Maps either, Supes. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

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    Tonight we’re going to party like our race isn’t near extinction. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

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    Cap finally gets the hang of texting. This is not a good thing.

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    Punisher's skill set is limited at best.

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    Give Iron Man a break Cap, it worked for that guy in Tropic Thunder. #IronMan #Marvel

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    The only person to restart more universes than DC is The Doctor. #DoctorWho #Batman

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    The difference between Supes and Spider-man is that Superman has a super-everything, except humility and work ethic.