1. When he totally nailed this whole Christmas thing.
Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family
2. When he tried to talk dirty to his wife.
I wonder if Mrs O will be so kind tonight!
3. And got this response.
Oh well, it was worth asking!!!
4. This incredible act of rebellion.
Watched my eighth ever film on the flight home. Must have been bored. #HateFilms
5. Every single one a classic, how can he hate films??
Films I've been forced to watch: Rocky Heat Ghost Jurassic Park Cool Runnings Seabiscuit Karate Kid Forest Gump
6. When he tried to act tough.
“@JT1zzle: @themichaelowen do you play football?” Not much nowadays but I shook the World in my day. What have you done in life?
7. And it backfired spectacularly.
@JT1zzle @themichaelowen Nice reply :)
8. When he posted an update on his Movember effort topless.
#Movember update.
9. And kept growing it.
Just looking at a few different styles of moustaches for Movember. Only a week away! Shall I go same again or change?
10. When he got serious about his job.
I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters.
11. When he just didn't give a fuck.
Just done an hour solid of listening to The Beatles on my way to training. #legends
12. When he missed the sarcasm.
@themichaelowen thanks but i was only taking the piss. Your putting me to sleep
13. When he buckled.
Buckled under pressure - being made to watch X Factor. Who wins?
14. When he got injured playing with puppies.
@mrjakehumphrey Healing nicely!
15. When he gave a horse a carrot and decided the whole world needed to see it.
A well deserved carrot for my boy.
16. And when he took a selfie with a horse, and decided the whole world needed to see it.
A selfie with Brown Panther. Only 4 sleeps to go! #monster
Clearly a man at one with animals.
17.
Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated.
18. Or maybe not.
Saw this fella pinching the birds food so went to take a couple of photo's.
19.
The bloody thing hurled itself at me and smacked into the window. Didn't know they were so aggressive!!!
20. When he brought the LOLs.
I'd best not go in there!
21. Twice.
Doesn't look like I'll be allowed in there tonight!
22. And when the speed limit was a complete and total "head wrecker".
Reckon I will get back to the pub just in time to see the 3pm results coming in although this 50mph speed limit on the M6 is a head wrecker!
Bonus: No Michael Owen compilation could be complete without this incredible monologue from a "helicopter".
