Bored Baker Inserts Disturbing Haiku Poems Into Packets Of Cookies And Cakes

“Every bite is a minute I’ll never get back.”

4. Student Gary Hernandez told the Sun he had found one poem which read: “Been sneezing all day, good thing HIV cannot, be passed on like that.”

7. A Sainsbury’s spokesperson told BuzzFeed:

As soon as we realised one of our bakers had been putting notes in a small number of cookies, we immediately checked them and withdrew them from sale.

Obviously this should never have happened and we apologise to anyone who was affected.

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