3. Shaving becoming impossible. You end up with more foam in your hair than on your face.
4. Running out of the fancy shampoo you steal from your girlfriend.
“I can’t use this Lynx crap on my hair!”
5. Being scared of tangled hair. “Why the hell does it hurt so much?”
7. Getting excited by how soft your hair is after conditioning, while at the same time rubbing your breakfast into your long locks.
9. Trying to play any kind of sport.
Even he couldn’t pull it off.