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Waiter, There's a Hair in My...Oh.
Feel like there's not enough hair in your morning brew? Look no further...
Happy Easter! Here's Some Bunny Tits.
It baffles me that people can be this blind to the thing they have made. I mean, come on, that egg placement isn't just unfortunate--it's comical.
Bloody Tooth Cuff Link
Actually, it's supposed to be mashed potatoes, but in crazy town mashed potatoes=extracted molars. Can you imagine your dad showing up to dinner wearing these things? It's bad enough that the "potatoes" are tooth-shaped, but who in their right mind uses red paint for gravy? Major crafting fail.
Your Boyfriend's Worst Nightmare (NSFW)
OH MY GOD SHE IS POURING PERIOD BLOOD FROM A PITCHER AT HER CROTCH! AHHHH!!!
#winning Charlie Sheen Crafts
#winning Charlie Sheen crafts. Just when you thought it couldn't get ... better?
The Craft World Gets Creepy...Again.
Once more we find proof that handmade is not only unpretty, it's totally frightening. Especially for infants and expecting mothers.
The Blood Spatter Onesie
Seriously, not even Dexter would think this was funny.
Is Your Head Supposed to Be Going Into Its Ass, Or Coming Out of It?
Just when you thought the adults-in-animal-hats fad couldn't get any worse, here comes the Koala puppet hat from Australia. Not only is it an awful hat that reduces the wearer to a koala-poo, it's also a puppet! Oh, and it's $500.
Build Your Own Urine-Filled Snowglobe | Craftastrophe
This is an instructable for a fun, at-home craft that can be used as a gift! Great for kids! A sterile collection cup, a Playmobil wheelchair kid and a big glass of water will get you started.
This Cloth Doll Wants to Do You.
These anatomically correct dolls promise to foster positive nude body image and excite self esteem. And at a cool $3500 a pop, they better!
A Cunning Array of Stunts-NSFW
What could it be? A tiny stick figure lifting a dumbbell? An apple with arms and legs? Nope--in Craftastrophe land, it's gotta be something much, much worse.
Wait, So That's a Hat?
I know what you're thinking: there's no way I'm putting that ugly bra on my boobs. Well, you're in luck--that's a hat.
Pixie Sticks and Red Bull Bender
A crazy mare, a mouse, and - Rodney Dangerfield?
Tell Them Your Crazy Without Opening Your Mouth.
What, like you've never wished you had a "Hispanic baby boy...wearing a fashion forward/retro/semi-formal-casual/dumpster chiq wolf’s head costume and fur diapers"? Pshaw.
Is That a Beaver On Your Head Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Craftastrophe makes a plea this morning that the world stop enabling adults to wear hats shaped like animal heads. What was once a staple of Davy Crocket hunter manliness has slowly morphed into knit cutesy dreck. Why is no one publicly shaming these confused 30 year olds with mice on their heads? It's time for this to come to and end.
It's My Birthday
And this is what I want: two pairs of insane pants (one for my wedding. In Alabama), a giant wreath made of bar taps, and a painting of a sheep dog Johnny Depp.
The Perfect Christmas Gift (NSFW)
What has rotating pasties, no head, and a bunch of boobies? This girl.
What Did Santa Do To Deserve This?
I present to you The Twelve Days of Craftastmas: twelve disturbing Santa crafts that leave you with a creepy feeling sure to last all holiday long!
Great Thanksgiving Attire (NOT)
I'm with the kid on the right. Click the link for more outfits that verge on child abuse, just in time for Turkey Day!
Christmas Comes Early for Pug Lovers
Do you love pugs? How about super creepy crafts featuring pugs? Isn't that everything you've ever dreamed of for Christmas? No? Oh, well, fine then.