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Tell Them Your Crazy Without Opening Your Mouth.
What, like you've never wished you had a "Hispanic baby boy...wearing a fashion forward/retro/semi-formal-casual/dumpster chiq wolf’s head costume and fur diapers"? Pshaw.
