1. I will have a savings account.
With actual savings in it.
4. I will not ask my parents for money.
5. Nor will I take advantage of my parents at every opportunity.
6. I will not use drugs or alcohol to combat my life problems.
7. I will have a job I love, be extremely successful and strive to achieve the best I can.
8. I will still know how to do basic math.
9. I will be interested in culture, history and the arts.
12. I will be well organised and efficient.
13. I will not spend all of my free time watching TV/porn/playing video games.
14. I will be sophisticated and well dressed at all times.
15. I will never live with my parents again.
All thanks to you, 2008 financial collapse.
16. I will make enough money to I can afford my own house/apartment.
shithole an hour from town.