20 Promises You Broke To Your Younger Self

When I grow up I am going to have my sh*t together.

1. I will have a savings account.

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With actual savings in it.

2. I will not spend all of my money on alcohol.

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3. I will learn to cook healthy meals for myself.

4. I will not ask my parents for money.

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5. Nor will I take advantage of my parents at every opportunity.

6. I will not use drugs or alcohol to combat my life problems.

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7. I will have a job I love, be extremely successful and strive to achieve the best I can.

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8. I will still know how to do basic math.

9. I will be interested in culture, history and the arts.

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10. I will travel the world.

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11. I will be patient with my parents.

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12. I will be well organised and efficient.

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13. I will not spend all of my free time watching TV/porn/playing video games.

14. I will be sophisticated and well dressed at all times.

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15. I will never live with my parents again.

All thanks to you, 2008 financial collapse.

16. I will make enough money to I can afford my own house/apartment.

shithole an hour from town.

17. I will not be superficial and will make effort to be nice to everyone.

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18. I will do household chores on a regular basis.

19. I will have the same group of mates and we will all live near each other just like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

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20. I will have my shit together and not be a complete disgrace to humanity.

Sorry 15 year old me.

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